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Today I learned that my cat, Jones, weighs ten pounds.  Ten cuddly fluffy squishy pounds.  She looks pretty cute and sleepy in this picture, right?  Wrong. About 2 hours ago it took four vets to hold her down so they could take her blood.  Four professional animal doctors could not get this fur ball to hold still.  I have to bring her back tomorrow sedated because she was so ridiculously scary and mean that the vet wasn’t able to look at her.  I sat in the waiting room and could hear her terrifying yowls and everyone got really quiet and I know they were thinking, ‘thank God that’s not my cat.’  So I took her home and she immediately passed out and even though the vet told me to take her bandage off I said, ‘hell no.’   I’ll try again tomorrow.

Today I learned that my cat, Jones, weighs ten pounds.  Ten cuddly fluffy squishy pounds.  She looks pretty cute and sleepy in this picture, right?  Wrong.

About 2 hours ago it took four vets to hold her down so they could take her blood.  Four professional animal doctors could not get this fur ball to hold still.  I have to bring her back tomorrow sedated because she was so ridiculously scary and mean that the vet wasn’t able to look at her.  I sat in the waiting room and could hear her terrifying yowls and everyone got really quiet and I know they were thinking, ‘thank God that’s not my cat.’ 

So I took her home and she immediately passed out and even though the vet told me to take her bandage off I said, ‘hell no.’  

I’ll try again tomorrow.